his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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