You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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