yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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