covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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