Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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