I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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