I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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