It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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