Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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