Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My dick has a subreddit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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