i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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