I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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