this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I will be naked everywhere
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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