Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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