32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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