I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
