There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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