she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do vagina's smell?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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