I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
this boner is exhausting
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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