Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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