why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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