And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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