I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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