i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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