She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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