i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
sex in a hospital.. check
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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