Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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