hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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