with your own penis?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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