this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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