I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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