If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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