If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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