Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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