You smell like a Billy Joel song
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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