i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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