Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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