next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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