It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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