Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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