I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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