at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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