Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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