he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
