i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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