i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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