I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
