hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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