I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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