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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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