I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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