first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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