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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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